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the number one safest city in the city has the laxest gun laws el paso texas. >> stephanie: has the laxest? >> where did you get these statistics? >> just google it. >> no, i'm asking you where you got the statistics. >> stephanie: you're saying it is the safest city? what's your point? >> caller: you're saying that basically places that -- i don't know like l.a. that has a lot of gun control is a safe city? it has no crime. >> stephanie: no. i'm saying per capita -- >> per capita, it is quite a bit smaller than l.a. >> google it. >> stephanie: okay. well, i've never been told that quite so aggressively. just saying, a red sox rookie just shot himself. red sox prospect bryce prince, oh dear, he actually -- shot himself. he was at home in tennessee cleaning a gun. he's going to be fine but he did in fact -- >> oh, son of a bitch! ♪ i just [ bleep ] shot myself ♪ ♪ i just [ bleep ] shot myself ♪ ♪ i just [ bleep ] shot myself ♪ >> i think if you're going to own guns, you should be able to tell when there are no bullets in it. that step might be good. >> stephanie: can i just -- j
the number one safest city in the city has the laxest gun laws el paso texas. >> stephanie: has the laxest? >> where did you get these statistics? >> just google it. >> no, i'm asking you where you got the statistics. >> stephanie: you're saying it is the safest city? what's your point? >> caller: you're saying that basically places that -- i don't know like l.a. that has a lot of gun control is a safe city? it has no crime. >> stephanie: no. i'm saying...
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john: steph the website for the festival the traverse city festival is traverse cityfilmfest.org. i'll be there tomorrow. i'm performing with alan haidi tomorrow morning and doing the set lists show late tomorrow night. if you're in the midwest you better come to traverse city. stephanie: i ran into him in the airport. chicago sexy liberal get tickets. stay tuned. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ theme ♪ stephanie: hello, current tv hour number two. jacki sheckner, health care geek. >> yes. stephanie: here is something heart attack grill mascot patient john allman dies of... >> heart attack. >> wait, heart attack? >> the heart attack grill in las vegas. >> oh oh, it's called the heart attack grill. stephanie: he's their mascot, because he went there every day. >> what is the heart attack grill mascot look like? stephanie: a guy that would eat every day at the heart attack. it holds the world's record for most calories in a burger. he would visit on a daily basis and stood outside for hours trying to convince others to enter. >> 10,000-calories and all you need is a
john: steph the website for the festival the traverse city festival is traverse cityfilmfest.org. i'll be there tomorrow. i'm performing with alan haidi tomorrow morning and doing the set lists show late tomorrow night. if you're in the midwest you better come to traverse city. stephanie: i ran into him in the airport. chicago sexy liberal get tickets. stay tuned. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ theme ♪ stephanie: hello, current tv hour number two. jacki sheckner,...
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the rat invasion of new york city has begun. driven from shorelines the rodents came inwards in droves. >> wow. [ applause ] >> stephanie: and another storm on the way, and everybody is like, oh let's make french toast! [ applause ] >> stephanie: oh, the benghazi hearings are still going on? >> oh, yeah. >> you can't just willie nilly send f16s there and blow the hell out of the place without knowing what is taking place. >> well, we did that in iraq. >> stephanie: right. >> lieutenant colonel ralph peters looking at you. >> stephanie: and secretary clinton having to answer ridiculous fox lies. i loved that look on her face. there was no -- no there was no video feed -- >> hillary clinton: turkey? >> stephanie: all right. senator graham. >> did you ever call him and say mr. president it doesn't like we have anything to get there any time soon. >> the event was over before we would move -- >> it lasted almost eight hours. >> stephanie: i declare i will be on the fainting couch with a mint julep until i get an answer. >> i will no
the rat invasion of new york city has begun. driven from shorelines the rodents came inwards in droves. >> wow. [ applause ] >> stephanie: and another storm on the way, and everybody is like, oh let's make french toast! [ applause ] >> stephanie: oh, the benghazi hearings are still going on? >> oh, yeah. >> you can't just willie nilly send f16s there and blow the hell out of the place without knowing what is taking place. >> well, we did that in iraq....
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in a culvert. >> the wizard of oz was filmed in culvert city, so there you go. >> and gone with the wind. >> yeah. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: big news yesterday was dozens of republicans -- what did he say 100? >> yeah, i think so. >> stephanie: signed the brief to the supreme court in support of same-sex marriage rights. almost 60 businesses have also signed briefs. xerox did it first and then everyone else copied it. [♪ circus music ♪] [ laughter ] >> stephanie: see what i did there. [ laughter ] [♪ circus music ♪] >> really? really? >> stephanie: andrew sullivan said these businesses want to attract the best working forces as they can, and he added in the end the free market matters and in the end it wants gay equality. >> yep. ♪ let's hear it for the boys ♪ ♪ >> stephanie: and thank you xerox, copy that. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: i did it again. i went back and got it again. >> you are making my tummy hurt. >> stephanie: bam. >> bah da boom bah da bing! what aim a clown? here to amuse you? >> stephanie: i cannot get any support here. >
in a culvert. >> the wizard of oz was filmed in culvert city, so there you go. >> and gone with the wind. >> yeah. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: big news yesterday was dozens of republicans -- what did he say 100? >> yeah, i think so. >> stephanie: signed the brief to the supreme court in support of same-sex marriage rights. almost 60 businesses have also signed briefs. xerox did it first and then everyone else copied it. [♪...
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lived in salt lake city. >> oh, i knew here. >> stephanie: the gay always knows the jew. >> what is next, coffee? >> stephanie: it's a slippy slope greased with caffeine. matt, what do you think? it was actually surprised by that. that they made no decision. they are saying may. >> they are saying may. we know they are okay with discrimination because they have been upholding this policy for a very long time. but i think they are making a calculation about whether they are going to stick with their discrimination policy and lose more corporate sponsors and gain more church support, or if they are going to end it and see some corporate sponsorship come back. because their memberships have been going down for the last 15 years. >> stephanie: right. we were playing some bites from the right-wing weird, and we were saying for allegedly straight men, a lot of drama queens. [ laughter ] >> i don't understand the obsession. sexual orientation has never been a domain of the boy scouts. >> we had some women who were boy scout leaders heterosexual women -- >> stephanie: den mothers. >> and th
lived in salt lake city. >> oh, i knew here. >> stephanie: the gay always knows the jew. >> what is next, coffee? >> stephanie: it's a slippy slope greased with caffeine. matt, what do you think? it was actually surprised by that. that they made no decision. they are saying may. >> they are saying may. we know they are okay with discrimination because they have been upholding this policy for a very long time. but i think they are making a calculation about whether...
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you can stop with the directions to culver city. i'm good now. t-bone's got it. 1-800-steph-12 from anywhere. >> what's your role? >> stephanie: me. >> i'm playing stephanie miller. >> interviews celebrities on the carpet for the oscars. >> i think david duchovny is in it. >> it is not one of those porn things. >> stephanie: it would be in the valley. >> jeremy here. what? >> stephanie: he's back up in action. >> he is. good choice on the audition the other day. tone loc. >> thank you for playing another edition of that's so random. it is monday, everybody! ♪ rude pundit ♪ ♪ ooh pa, papa, ooh ♪ >> sometimes i have to pretend like i have a job. i always try to figure out what the porn name for your show would be since, you know, that's the rule. everything has to have a porn version. >> stephanie: really? >> oh. >> stephanie: oh, i see. >> like the little spermaid. >> stephanie: poke my hontas. >> there you go. conundrum for the rest of the day. >> stephanie: did you see the twitter verse explode that michelle obama was on the oscars? >> y
you can stop with the directions to culver city. i'm good now. t-bone's got it. 1-800-steph-12 from anywhere. >> what's your role? >> stephanie: me. >> i'm playing stephanie miller. >> interviews celebrities on the carpet for the oscars. >> i think david duchovny is in it. >> it is not one of those porn things. >> stephanie: it would be in the valley. >> jeremy here. what? >> stephanie: he's back up in action. >> he is. good choice on...